I reject your reality and substitute my own

Relevant to my interest: Lana Parrilla, Swan Queen, Once Upon a Time, all kinds of Star Trek, Babylon 5, Lost Girl, The X Files, Doccubus, Doctor Who, Catherine Tate, Alex Kingston, Rizzles, random funny things. So that is what you are probably going to find here and between that hidden my random personal ramblings.

Jul 31

Okay, I am trying to google something for my hair - brittle, breaking and feels crunchy. So apparently all that can google say for my hair are help pages for curly African hair. Seems my hair are aspiring to become a minority. But seriously, seems that it is protein/product buildup as well as chemical treatment. So I apparently need to add water-based moisture and less protein. I have no idea what is in the stuff I use and how to recognize water-based products, googling in Czech ain’t found a shit and googling in English assumes I use US brands…


Jul 30

Tumblr statistics aka how they do not work

Few days ago I had 370 followers. Now it is 369. Therefore this graph

should show a slight decline. No. It is rising. It is always rising steadily no matter how many followers I lose and suddenly the number after I have lost the follower is the highest and always has been. Are they trying to spare my feelings or make an idiot out of me?


lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

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1. The Champs - Tequila
2. Aqua - Around the World
3. Gloria Gaynor - I’ll Survive
4. Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero
5. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
6. Nicole Atkins - Maybe Tonight
7. Repo! The Genetic Opera - Let the Monster Rise
8. The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite
9. Murray Gold - All in the Mind
10. Bruse Cockburn - Wondering Where the Lions Are
1. The Champs - Tequila2. Aqua - Around the World3. Gloria Gaynor - I’ll Survive4. Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero5. Nickelback - How You Remind Me6. Nicole Atkins - Maybe Tonight7. Repo! The Genetic Opera - Let the Monster Rise8. The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite9. Murray Gold - All in the Mind10. Bruse Cockburn - Wondering Where the Lions AreOkay, guys, let’s see it as a screenplay#1FADE IN:INT. DIM WORN OUT ROOM ON 4TH FLOOR - TWILIGHT TIMELyta is looking out of the window. Outside, a person is chased down by a horde of zombies. A groovy music is playing in the background [TEQUILA BY CHAMPS]. Person is hunted down and killed by the zombie horde.LYTA: Serves him right.Lyta walks away from the window towards the door, casually grabbing a shotgun on the way out.The music moves to the foreground. Cut to:EXT. STREET IN FRONT OF THE BUILDINGZombies continue to chase people as the Champs play on.#2EXT. DARK ALLEY BETWEEN TWO BIGGER STREETS - NIGHTLyta is in the middle of it, when she heards a sound at one of its end. She spuns around. [Music starts. Lyrics “I’ve been around the world - Hey, hey”] It is a rat. She sighs in relief and turns back to original direction. [Music contd. “I’ve been around the world - Hey, hey”] She comes face to face with a zombie. She shrieks and then shoots it with a shotgun as the music plays on. She goes on killing four other zombies as the music plays, first one with another shot, but she runs out of bullets.[That’s the riddle of it] She uses the shotgun to shoot the zombie #2[That’s the spirit of it] Finds out she ran out of bullets. Decapitates zombie #3 with shotgun handle[That’s the power of life] Kicks zombie #4 to the ground and crushes its head with the shotgun handle#3EXT. WIDE STREET - NIGHTLyta, now unarmed, is running from a horde of zombies as ‘I’ll Survive’ plays. She climbs a wall to the nearby park. Someone/thing grabs her. She screams. It is her friend.#4EXT. NARROW STREET IN AN URBAN AREA - NIGHTLyta and her friend now travel the night together, armed with guns. They are attacked by a horde of zombies and start to fight [music - Holding Out for a Hero]. Lyta climbs up a fire staircase.[Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for me] She tries to reach her friend’s hand and help her up. She cannot make it. As an act of mercy, tears in the eyes, Lyta shoots her head off and runs up the stairs.#5INT. DARK HALLWAY - NIGHTMusic: How You Remind MeCrying, Lyta seeks solace in an apartment building. One of the doors finally open. Huddled in one of the rooms is a group of uninfected people. #6INT. APARTMENT - NIGHTLyta is looking for something usable in a fight. One of the groups of survivors gets up. Lauren: It is no use, I’ve already looked, there is just an old riffle but no ammunition. I’m Lauren, by the way.Lyta: Lyta. Even an old riffle can be useful. When Janeway found out that her phaser riffle is no longer effective, she tried to at least beat the drone with it.Lauren: That was in Unimatrix Zero. Lyta: She used a bat’leth in Unimatrix Zero. I think this was in a simulation in Dark Frontier.Lauren (steps closer): Are you sure?[Maybe Tonight starts to play] They both turn to face the noise. There is a teenage girl standing with and iphone in her hand. Girl: Sorry, I meant to press flashlight, not play.#7EXT. STREET - DAWNOur group of survivors must get through the horde to obtain a car and leave the city. Action music sounds as they fight. [Let the Monster Rise]#8INT. ROOM IN A COTTAGESurvivors dance to Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack. Enough said.#9INT. BATHROOMLyta finds a bite mark on her shoulder. She sure hopes that it is from Lauren.#10Sun’s up, uh huh, looks okayThe world survives into another dayAnd I’m thinking about eternitySome kind of ecstasy got a hold on me     

1. The Champs - Tequila

2. Aqua - Around the World

3. Gloria Gaynor - I’ll Survive

4. Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero

5. Nickelback - How You Remind Me

6. Nicole Atkins - Maybe Tonight

7. Repo! The Genetic Opera - Let the Monster Rise

8. The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite

9. Murray Gold - All in the Mind

10. Bruse Cockburn - Wondering Where the Lions Are

1. The Champs - Tequila

2. Aqua - Around the World

3. Gloria Gaynor - I’ll Survive

4. Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out for a Hero

5. Nickelback - How You Remind Me

6. Nicole Atkins - Maybe Tonight

7. Repo! The Genetic Opera - Let the Monster Rise

8. The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite

9. Murray Gold - All in the Mind

10. Bruse Cockburn - Wondering Where the Lions Are

Okay, guys, let’s see it as a screenplay

#1

FADE IN:

INT. DIM WORN OUT ROOM ON 4TH FLOOR - TWILIGHT TIME

Lyta is looking out of the window. Outside, a person is chased down by a horde of zombies. A groovy music is playing in the background [TEQUILA BY CHAMPS]. Person is hunted down and killed by the zombie horde.

LYTA: Serves him right.

Lyta walks away from the window towards the door, casually grabbing a shotgun on the way out.

The music moves to the foreground. Cut to:

EXT. STREET IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING

Zombies continue to chase people as the Champs play on.

#2

EXT. DARK ALLEY BETWEEN TWO BIGGER STREETS - NIGHT

Lyta is in the middle of it, when she heards a sound at one of its end. She spuns around. [Music starts. Lyrics “I’ve been around the world - Hey, hey”] It is a rat. She sighs in relief and turns back to original direction. [Music contd. “I’ve been around the world - Hey, hey”] She comes face to face with a zombie. She shrieks and then shoots it with a shotgun as the music plays on. She goes on killing four other zombies as the music plays, first one with another shot, but she runs out of bullets.

[That’s the riddle of it] She uses the shotgun to shoot the zombie #2

[That’s the spirit of it] Finds out she ran out of bullets. Decapitates zombie #3 with shotgun handle

[That’s the power of life] Kicks zombie #4 to the ground and crushes its head with the shotgun handle

#3

EXT. WIDE STREET - NIGHT

Lyta, now unarmed, is running from a horde of zombies as ‘I’ll Survive’ plays. She climbs a wall to the nearby park. Someone/thing grabs her. She screams. It is her friend.

#4
EXT. NARROW STREET IN AN URBAN AREA - NIGHT

Lyta and her friend now travel the night together, armed with guns. They are attacked by a horde of zombies and start to fight [music - Holding Out for a Hero]. Lyta climbs up a fire staircase.
[Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for me] She tries to reach her friend’s hand and help her up. She cannot make it. As an act of mercy, tears in the eyes, Lyta shoots her head off and runs up the stairs.

#5
INT. DARK HALLWAY - NIGHT
Music: How You Remind Me
Crying, Lyta seeks solace in an apartment building. One of the doors finally open. Huddled in one of the rooms is a group of uninfected people.

#6
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
Lyta is looking for something usable in a fight. One of the groups of survivors gets up.
Lauren: It is no use, I’ve already looked, there is just an old riffle but no ammunition. I’m Lauren, by the way.
Lyta: Lyta. Even an old riffle can be useful. When Janeway found out that her phaser riffle is no longer effective, she tried to at least beat the drone with it.
Lauren: That was in Unimatrix Zero.
Lyta: She used a bat’leth in Unimatrix Zero. I think this was in a simulation in Dark Frontier.
Lauren (steps closer): Are you sure?
[Maybe Tonight starts to play] They both turn to face the noise. There is a teenage girl standing with and iphone in her hand.
Girl: Sorry, I meant to press flashlight, not play.

#7
EXT. STREET - DAWN
Our group of survivors must get through the horde to obtain a car and leave the city. Action music sounds as they fight. [Let the Monster Rise]

#8
INT. ROOM IN A COTTAGE
Survivors dance to Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack. Enough said.

#9
INT. BATHROOM
Lyta finds a bite mark on her shoulder. She sure hopes that it is from Lauren.

#10
Sun’s up, uh huh, looks okay
The world survives into another day
And I’m thinking about eternity
Some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me
   

 

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captainraz:

luftangrepp:

This is a real show that happened.

Janeway cannot believe the level of bullshit she has to deal with

I am pretty sure this was the point when she added actual drugs to the coffee and whiskey, because at this point is was clear that everyone in Delta Quadrant in high as balls.

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marathemara:

cassiusthebadwolf:

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

I have nothing but respect for service workers.

See also: migrant workers and illegal immigrants.

My experience is that pretty much everyone I know was at some point in their lives waiter, janitor, fast-food server, receptionist, cashier, working construction, me included (and also my boss has worked in a kitchen at a bistro and he is now a partner in a corporation).

But what we all have in common was that we did move on to better jobs and were replaced by another generation of young, underpaid and without experience or making do during studies people. If you do not have this job experience and look down on people who work these jobs, well, congratulations that your parents spoiled you and that you had enough money from them to get you through those first hard years of adulthood.

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Abusing Verification - Segueing with Shatner

williamshatner:

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You know that if I have a blog and I’m rambling on about Social Media, you knew this topic was going to rear it’s head again.  Verification!

So let me start by giving you my position on this and then discuss it. First of all I believe that Verification is necessary in several circumstances. 

1. When someone is trusted by the public to provide information (newscasters, those on news radio, columnists etc…)  And yes, that includes online as well as traditional media folks.

2. Government Officials: the last thing we need is a fake politician online, right?  ;-)

3. Celebrities and others in the public eye should be verified so folks know that they are talking to the ‘real deal’.

So here is where things get a little sticky. While the term public eye is a fairly broad statement I think the focus needs to be on the word ‘public’ (i.e. those that are recognized and known to be influencers to the public) so friends of public types, including spouses, assistants, employees, etc… should not be be verified, imho.

Does Joe Blogger who has 2000 followers of his blog need to be verified?  No.  I don’t believe he does.  He can certainly verify himself to his followers by posting a link to his twitter account.  That’s how I used to do it before verification; I had a link on my website.

Just to segue for a moment, even that link didn’t matter to Twitter who, at one point, shut down my account.  My webguy frantically searched for a way to contact Twitter in those early days.  He managed to contact a woman who was obviously on some kind of Twitter power trip - she demanded to be faxed a unredacted copy of my drivers license.

To digress for a moment even further (this is a segue to a segue - get use to it with me), the drivers license request (unredacted or not) is one of those broken record requests that seem to happen in social media on a pretty regular basis. Note to Social Media Companies; I’m not going to give you a copy of my drivers license, my passport or even my AARP card (once I’m old enough to apply for one.) Why should a company have my private information including my home address and my age to “prove” it’s me?  Do they know where I live and they are comparing it?

When I refused her reply back to my guy was that she was the “gatekeeper” and unless I sent it in I was not getting my account back.

Gauntlet thrown.  

Shatner has accepted the challenge.

My response back to her was that I was doing a national interview in a couple hours and that I would be talking to the Press about how some ‘gatekeeper’ at Twitter was demanding a copy of my drivers license or else I would no longer have access to tweet.

The Powers that be at Twitter replied back with an apology and my account was turned on 30 mins before my interview.

So now that you are in awe of my heroic efforts against the social meanies found in Social Media companies let’s segue on back to verification.

For those that do not have a verified account - they are differences in verified accounts.  One big difference is found in the Mentions area on Twitter.  There is a special view to see tweets made to you from other verified accounts.  I use this to keep up with folks that I follow, spar with, and generally interact with.

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So this helps me segue into the Engadget stupidity that occurred on Twitter.

Let me set the scene.  One lovely June Saturday I loged onto to Twitter and go to my verified view seeing if my dear friend Carrie Fisher had tweeted something lovely to me. 

Instead I find this tweet:

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BTW, I’ve redacted ;-) his info and the other two recipients (one was a hotel.) So I looked at his account - it was a verified account and he’s listed his occupation as the Social Media Manager of Engadget.

Social Media Managers can get verified???!!

I had never communicated with this person before yet here he was boasting that his next goal was to beat me in followers.

So I tweeted back to him:

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And that started the storm of words that somehow translated in some press stories that William Shatner didn’t want ANYONE verified! 

I know what it takes to get someone verified. I argue about verification with the @Verified Twitter account constantly to see if I can vouch for verification.  Friends of mine, who deserve verification still have yet to be verified.  Walter Koenig who was on Star Trek with me STILL isn’t verified, Robert Picardo from Voyager, even that Bastion of ‘truth in news’ the National Enquirer is not verified!

Yet here we have a VERY IMPORTANT person with the job of Social Media Manager for Engadget who has a verified account.  If someone were to impersonate him would anything be compromised?  Would public safety be put at risk?  Would a studio’s investment in an actor

I even heard from Mr Social Media Manager’s boss, Mr. Editor in Chief of Engadget who in his  reply to me on Twitter stated that his employees get verified because they are “excellent” at their jobs:

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Now here’s a classic example of someone who really doesn’t know what the ‘rules’ are for Twitter verification yet he’s the BIG SHOT guy of a major social media organization!

Need I even say more about the abuse of Verification beyond this tweet?

I don’t think I have to but I shall! :-)

So in checking out other verified accounts belonging to Engadget folks I came across this one on Twitter

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A verified account of an ex-Engadget employee who was now a full time student.  I was intrigued as to why someone who had an important enough job to get verified had gone back to school for.

So I went to see what this gentleman did for Engadget.  And I found their LinkedIn page which explained what he did for Engadget:

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So that’s the job description of what it takes to be verified!

Are you taking notes?

Write a Round up and get verified! 

It sounds like a job that really requires verification as the public could be fooled should someone create a fake Editorial Assistant account on Twitter and really run amok with misinforming the public.

Don’t you agree?

What this shows is that whomever is telling Twitter to verify accounts for Engadget is abusing the system.  And it’s probably very easy to abuse it in the corporate world of Engadget because even their Editor in Chief doesn’t understand what accounts need to be verified and what accounts do not. 

He views it as a reward for an employee doing a good job!  Good job Round Up writer!  Here’s your blue check mark!

BTW, the Editor In Chief’s tweets to me have all been deleted at this point.  I  assume the reason is that someone finally mentioned to him what Twitter requires for Verified accounts and being a supposed ‘mover and shaker’ in the social media world; Mr. Editor in Chief probably didn’t want to be the subject of ridicule at the next movers and shakers quarterly meeting..

So whose job is it to police verified accounts?  Does Twitter need to police it?  Should corporates also police it?

Twitter doesn’t want to be in the business of verifying that’s clear from their impersonation form that even if you go through the bother of proving a government issued ID that they will NOT verify your account:

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I think that Twitter needs to come back to the corporate world with a more stringent set of rules and figure a way to enforce those policies

It’s clear that there is abuse of verified status but the other side of the coin argument is that Twitter’s policies allow folks to abuse the system.

Also once verified; should accounts be unverified if the person’s status changes?  Who polices that?

What are your thoughts?  Should Twitter police their accounts or should others also be responsible?

So now are you clear on my issues?  Does it sound like I don’t want anyone verified?  Well unless you are an ‘editorial assistant’… :-)

I know what you are saying… it’s old news Shatner!  Engadget has moved on and forgotten about you.

REALLY?!!  You think?

Well Engadget reviewed my blog from last week on Facebook Mentions:

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Check out what they photo shopped into my hand.  A cell phone with a big blue and white verified Twitter check mark!

Geeks never forget.  And I’m one of the oldest geeks there is.

Engadget, you want a piece of this?  Bring it on!!! ;-)

My best, Bill


herardentwish:

REGINA MILLS APPRECIATION WEEK ♕ Day Two

Favorite Scene: 3.11 Going Home - Regina being a hero before she thinks she could ever be one

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0fficermako:

love yourself as much as you love your favorite character

Did you mean: “I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING LIFE RUINER!”

because then I am doing well

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theadmiralscoffee:

I tried to watch Ds9 because I love voyager. I couldn’t get over fridging a woman in the first ten minutes. Is it worth it later on?

I tried it once, a few months ago, got 15 minutes into the pilot and pretty much just dumped the whole idea of the series.

About a month ago, I decided why the fuck not and tried again and sat through the pilot.

HOLY FUCK THIS SHOW IS GOOD. VOYAGER IS ALWAYS MY FAVOURITE AND DEAR TO ME FOR SO MANY REASONS, BUT THIS. SHOW.

I cannot recommend this enough. Try it again, please please please. The pilot is weird but it makes so much more sense once you get past it.

I saw Deep Space once. In 2012. Mind you, I have been a trekkie as long as I can remember. I remember trying to watch DS9 once when I was like 12? Dunno. Couldn’t hold my attention long enough. I have to admit that while the storyline was interesting, I couldn’t care less about the characters. I kinda liked Jadzia, but I hated whom she got together with. I kinda liked Kira, but not enough to care. It would be great to have Voyager’s characters and DS9 writing…oh, wait…that is BSG ;-D


guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

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brigadeirinhaworld:

swanqueen - OMG JOSH em We Heart It.

brigadeirinhaworld:

swanqueen - OMG JOSH em We Heart It.

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hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

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thaxted:

Me reading terrible fanfiction.

thaxted:

Me reading terrible fanfiction.

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Jul 27
orangeisthenewblack-confessions:

“my heart was broken when I found out the actress that plays Red doesn’t really have a Russian accent.”

I am reblogging this because…well, I just cannot imagine the world where there are people who did not know Kate before OITNB. I mean, well, this woman has been part of my life since 1998, when Star Trek: Voyager came on screen. She gave me the power to travel out of my country on my own in 2005, thanks to her I have met a lot of great people. 

orangeisthenewblack-confessions:

my heart was broken when I found out the actress that plays Red doesn’t really have a Russian accent.”

I am reblogging this because…well, I just cannot imagine the world where there are people who did not know Kate before OITNB. I mean, well, this woman has been part of my life since 1998, when Star Trek: Voyager came on screen. She gave me the power to travel out of my country on my own in 2005, thanks to her I have met a lot of great people. 

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