- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
Relevant to my interest: Lana Parrilla, Swan Queen, Once Upon a Time, all kinds of Star Trek, Babylon 5, Lost Girl, The X Files, Doccubus, Doctor Who, Catherine Tate, Alex Kingston, Rizzles, random funny things. So that is what you are probably going to find here and between that hidden my random personal ramblings.
-Regina coughs in the background-
I really want a pastry. Something with apples in it.
how the hell are some of u guys 13/14
when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia
BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS
BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ
When I was 13/14 YOUTUBE AND GAIA DIDN’T EXIST.
(I roleplayed in Yahoo Groups and Neopets.)
When I was 13/14 the internet was friggin’ fredmail, speed was measured in baud and WWW was born.
When I was 13/14 I knew about the cheapest internet cafes and went there with floppy disks to download pictures and fics and read The X Files and Star Trek: Voyager spoilers.
Her legs, though…
- Others: Swan Queen shippers are delus-
- Lana Parrilla: “with Regina and Emma being both moms, I can see that it’s a ship that is obvious”
- Swan Queen: OOOOOHHHH
no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting